humor:cats_men
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Why Cats Are Better Than Men
- Cats don't smoke.
- Cats don't get angry if you call them pussy-cat.
- Cats never watch football matches on TV.
- Cats don't leave the toilet wet.
- Cats love to be brought with you on holidays.
- Cats doesn't wear stinking socks.
- A cat never says bad words.
- A cat never reads the newspapers when it eats.
- A cat loves staying at home with you.
- A cat doesn't compare your food with his mother's.
- A cat fur is very soft.
- No cat ever bought Playboy or Penthouse.
- Cats are independent.
- Cats never arrive late for dinner.
- A cat doesn't mind how many cats you had before it.
- You can close your cat in a room when your friends visit you.
- A cat doesn't notice if your best friend is gorgeous.
- Cats leave their mother when they're six months old.
- You can mark your own cat with a tattoo.
- A cat doesn't want to know about where have you been all day long.
- It's legal to castrate a cat.
- A cat never criticizes your way of driving.
- Cats never tell other cats about their love-affairs.
- The more a cat is hairy the more it's beautiful.
- You can give your cat the food of the day before.
- Cats love canned meat.
- Cats like tickling on the neck.
- A cat doesn't care about your hip problems.
Why Cats And Men Are Alike
- Both hate the shower.
- Both aren't scared by rats.
- Both love sleeping on a sofa.
- Both are jealous.
- Both love petting.
- Both often change their partner.
- Both use to leave their offspring to the mother.
- Neither love kids.
- Both don't like to use condom.
Why Men Are Better Than Cats
- Men don't scratch.
- A man doesn't bring you a dead rat as a present.
- It's not bad luck if you meet a black man in the street.
- Men can make love in several positions.
humor/cats_men.txt · Last modified: 20/12/2021 04:57 by lrosa