UNIX kernel errors

E: Too verbose.
e = m c^2: Sub-atomic integrity violation.
e = m c^2 + 1: Illegal units conversion.
E2BRUTUS: Init killed by an adopted child.
E2MANY: Too many error codes.
E2SMART: Device or controller has a brain the size of the universe; can't be bothered with your stupid little read, anyway.
E3PO: Robot dumped.
Eunprintable>: Obscene error.
EAC/DC: Wrong type of socket.
EAHUM: I am thinking about one!
EASTER: Autoreboot in 3 days.
EAR: Please repeat question.
EAT: Data file munched.
EBAD: Bad error (not good). Naughty, naughty.
EBADTASTE: Compiling an operating system written in PASCAL.
EBANKRUPT: Out of cache.
EBAPTIST: Busy hands are happy hands.
EBCDIC: Dialect unknow.
EBCDIC: Not ASCII stream.
EBUNNY: Multi-hop access attempt.
ECHAOTIC: Chaotic or random error.
ECHERNOBIL: Connection melted.
ECHO: Duplicate argument found.
ECIA: You are not allowed to know.
ECONSTIPATED: Operation would block.
EDCBA: rev command not found.
EDINGDONG: The daemon is dead.
EECK: Mice in machine room.
EEEEEEEE: Infinite loop in program.
EEEEEEEEEE: Speaker too close to microphone.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Infinite loop detected.
EEEEEK: /dev/mouse escaped.
EEK: Dead mouse.
EENYMEENYMINYMOE: Scheduler can't decide wich process to run…
EEXPORT: Feature cannot be exported from the US.
EEZY: Task not sufficientely challenging.
EFLAT: File system needs tuning.
EFREEZE: Too cold to start.
EGGONYOURFACE: Memory fault: core dumped.
EGOAWAY: System is busy now.
EGODOT: Endless wait.
EGODS: Too many Baptist.
EGOOD: Good error (everyone should make(1) one).
EGREP: String not found.
EH: Say what?
EIFORGET: Out of memory.
EILLITERATE: Can't read or write.
EIMPOTENT: Unable to fork.
EIQ0: User error.
EJIHAD: Religious error.
EKNOCK: Who's there?
ELASTICK: Clock needs rewinding.
ELECTROCUTION: Attempt by finger to reach socket.
ELECTROLUX: Your code could stand to be cleand up.
ELLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCWHYRNDCJHDROBWLLLLAN: String too long.
ELODPOD: LOgic Error Delayed until PrOgrammer Dead.
ELUSIVE: Invalid pointer.
EMAEACULPA: System error.
EMARCOS: No longer supported.
EMIRROR: Hardware error - See ESMOKE
EMORTAL: Can't kill the process.
EMPOTENT: Pipe too soft.
ENIXON: Tape problem.
ENC: No Comment.
ENOARMSCONTROL: Silo overflow.
ENOBAR: You have a Danish terminal.
ENOBOZOS: Stupid request.
ENOCOFEE: Queue too long.
ENOCONTEST: The judges decision is final.
ENOCURRENT: Bad socket.
ENODICE: Error in rand.
ENOENO: Musician not found.
ENOERROR: Just kidding.
ENOFLUID: CPU fluid level low (Cray 2 only).
ENOGOOD: Invalid system error.
ENOGREYHOUND: Bus error.
ENOHOPE: System halt.
ENOISTRUCTIONSET: Microcode failure.
ENOJOY: Speaker not found.
ENOKISS: Buss error.
ENOLICENCE: Bootleg kernel.
ENOMONEYNOFUN: Insert more coins.
ENONO: You can't do that.
ENOP: Operating system not present.
ENOTMYFAULT: Some other process generated the error.
ENPHONEBOOK: Directory does not exist.
ENORMOUS: Program too large.
ENOSTRADAMUS: Predicted result.
ENOTME: Not my fault.
ENOTOBACCO: Read on an empty pipe.
ENOTONHORSE: Mount failed.
ENOUGH: Infinite loop skipped.
ENOUGH: Time limit espired.
ENOUGH: Too many errors.
ENOVICE: Not in Miami.
ENOWARP: Out of dilithium crystals.
EDNUF: No more errors, please.
EOBIWAN: Force is not with you.
EOK: Doesn't conform to standards.
EOOEAA: Invalid hex format.
EOOPS: Program lost.
EORGY: Mount table full.
EOSDMCC: Operating System Drunk Methanol and Can't C.
EPOF: You have forgotten the power switch.
EPRIVATE: Can't tell you error.
EPUBLIC: Everyone knows better.
ERABBIT: Too many hops.
EREALSOONNOW: Feature not yet supported.
ERG: Requies too much effort.
ERIP: Process died.
ERROR ?: (The user will know what it means).
ERROR: Error.
ESMOKE: Software error - See EMIRROR
ESP: Error coming soon.
ESQUAWK: Something queer in awk.
ET: Cannot phone home.
ET: Phone home.
ETEENAGER: Runaway child process.
ETHER: Try STARLAN instead.
ETHIOPIA: Out of resources.
ETPHONEHOME: Hang up.
EUNUCH: /etc/dev not found.
EUNUCH: Mount request not possible.
EUNUCH: Unable to fork.
EUSSR: Usr core destroyed.
EVITA: Don't cry for me Argentina.
EWATERGATE: Extreme tape gap.
EWHAT: Unknown error.
EX: Old version detected.
EXORCIST: Cannot remove zombies.
EXPORT: Feature restricted out of US.
EYAWN: Algorythm too booring.
EYOYO: System about to crash.
EZBAD: Program erased all sources and died.
EZRIDER: Irregular machine cycles.
EZZZ: Interrupted sleep.
EZZZZ: Process asleep.
E~~|{{{i|}r~: Wrong baud rate.
F: Too many possible errors.