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Why beer is better than women
You can enjoy beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
Beer is never late.
Hangovers go away.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer never has a headache.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a nickel.
A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care when you come.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
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