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Why beer is better than women

  1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
  2. Beer stains wash out.
  3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
  4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
  5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
  6. Beer is never late.
  7. Hangovers go away.
  8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
  9. A beer never has a headache.
  10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
  11. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a nickel.
  12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
  13. If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
  14. You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
  15. A beer always goes down easy.
  16. You can share a beer with your friends.
  17. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
  18. A beer is always wet.
  19. Beer doesn't demand equality.
  20. You can have a beer in public.
  21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
  22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
  23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
  24. Beer labels come off without a fight.
beer_women.txt · Last modified: 4/03/2016 06:39 by lrosa