Luigi Rosa

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====== Muphy's laws on sex ======
  - The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  - Nothing improves with age.
  - No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
  - Sex has no calories.
  - Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  - There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
  - Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
  - No sex with anyone in the same office.
  - Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  - A man in the house is worth two in the street.
  - If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
  - Virginity can be cured.
  - When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
  - Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
  - The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
  - Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
  - It is always the wrong time of month.
  - The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
  - When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
  - Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
  - Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
  - The younger the better.
  - The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
  - It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
  - Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
  - Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
  - There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
  - Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
  - Love is a hole in the heart.
  - If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
  - Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
  - Do it only with the best.
  - Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
  - One good turn gets most of the blankets.
  - You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
  - Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
  - It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
  - Thou shalt not commit adultery... unless in the mood.
  - Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
  - Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
  - Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
  - A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
  - What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
  - It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
  - Never say no.
  - A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
  - Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
  - Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
  - Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
  - A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
  - Love comes in spurts.
  - The world does not revolve on an axis.
  - Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
  - Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
  - Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
  - There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
  - Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
  - Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
  - "This won't hurt, I promise."