Cats don't smoke.
Cats don't get angry if you call them pussy-cat.
Cats never watch football matches on TV.
Cats don't leave the toilet wet.
Cats love to be brought with you on holidays.
Cats doesn't wear stinking socks.
A cat never says bad words.
A cat never reads the newspapers when it eats.
A cat loves staying at home with you.
A cat doesn't compare your food with his mother's.
A cat fur is very soft.
No cat ever bought Playboy or Penthouse.
Cats are independent.
Cats never arrive late for dinner.
A cat doesn't mind how many cats you had before it.
You can close your cat in a room when your friends visit you.
A cat doesn't notice if your best friend is gorgeous.
Cats leave their mother when they're six months old.
You can mark your own cat with a tattoo.
A cat doesn't want to know about where have you been all day long.
It's legal to castrate a cat.
A cat never criticizes your way of driving.
Cats never tell other cats about their love-affairs.
The more a cat is hairy the more it's beautiful.
You can give your cat the food of the day before.
Cats love canned meat.
Cats like tickling on the neck.
A cat doesn't care about your hip problems.