====== UNIX man ======

He's a real UNIX Man\\
Sitting in his UNIX LAN\\
Making all his UNIX plans\\
For nobody.

Knows the blocksize from du(1)\\
Cares not where /dev/null goes to\\
Isn't he a bit like you\\
And me?

UNIX Man, please listen(2)\\
My lpd(8) is missin'\\
UNIX Man\\
The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.\\
He's as wise as he can be\\
Uses lex and yacc and C\\
UNIX Man, can you help me At all?

UNIX Man, don't worry\\
Test with time(1), don't hurry UNIX Man\\
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.\\
He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN\\
Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody ...

Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody.