====== UNIX commands acronym ======

  * **adb**: a dreadful bug\\ another damn bug\\ antedilluvian bug eater
  * **c++**: cannot add
  * **cat**: compose a tune
  * **cc**: change channels
  * **cd**: can't define
  * **cpio**: corrupt process in operation
  * **cron**: can run only nightly
  * **csh**: complete sh\\ crash system and halt\\ crash system hardware\\ can't and shan't help
  * **date**: display a time estimate
  * **df**: disk full
  * **dump**: destroy user's modified programs\\ don't use my programs
  * **ed**: eject disk
  * **grep**: get ready to eat the processor\\ greates request ever produced\\ gurus recovery expert program
  * **lp**: lose printout
  * **lpr**: lose printout repeatedly
  * **lpr -m**: mail me that you've lost printout repetedly
  * **ls**: last supper\\ let's sex\\ less sex\\ let's see\\ long story
  * **ls -l**: lots of silly lines
  * **mail**: make an infinite loop
  * **man**: many ambitious notes\\ minimum assistance to novices\\ male aid needed
  * **nroff**: nearly random output file formatter
  * **od**: obscures data\\ oh, dear
  * **passwd**: pick a seven symbol word, dummy
  * **ps**: print suspects
  * **rm**: read manual\\ realise mistake
  * **rm -i**: realise mistake (after impatient response)
  * **rm -r**: read manual -religiously
  * **rmdir**: randomly modify directories in root
  * **sh**: sans historie\\ system halt
  * **sort**: shift, organise, rotate - truncate
  * **su**: suspend user
  * **sync**: sorry your network crashed
  * **time**: totally inaccurate measure of execution
  * **vi**: very insensitive\\ violate intuition\\ virtually impossible\\ virtually incompehensible\\ virtually intelligible\\ virtually inept    
  * **wait**: wow! another idiot time consumer