====== The 24-stage software test ======

  * **alpha**: It compiles!
  * **beta**: It runs on Joe's machine.
  * **gamma**: It runs on Kate's machine, too.
  * **delta**: It runs on the network.
  * **epsilon**: Its stopped running on Kate's machine.
  * **zeta**: It runs on all machines, but Report crashes.
  * **eta**: It crashes on the 486.
  * **theta**: It only works on the 486.
  * **iota**: It crashes with a serial printer.
  * **kappa**: It works!  But the spec has changed.
  * **lambda**: It runs, but mysteriously at half the speed of before.
  * **mu**: It crashes the network.
  * **nu**: It crashes Kate's machine with Local Bus, Joe's without.
  * **xi**: It runs, but the printout is garbage.
  * **omicron**: As above, but crashes after printout sometimes.
  * **pi**: It sometimes crashes.
  * **rho**: Kate thinks it works, but it turns out she's running lambda.
  * **sigma**: No luck yet.
  * **tau**: Aha, sorted out the printout.
  * **upsilon**: Nearly there - jus tneed to tidy up the help text.
  * **phi**: It won't run at all on anything under 4meg.
  * **chi**: Yippee!  It runs perfectly on all the machines in the world.
  * **psi**: It runs on all the machines in the world except that idiot's from Basingstoke with a customised Pentium.
  * **omega**: It won't compile.