====== Flame ======

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Dear
  [ ] sir      [ ] clueless one  [ ] twit          [ ] great man on campus
  [ ] madam    [ ] dweeb         [ ] twerp         [ ] comrade
  [ ] Elvis    [ ] moon beam     [ ] boor          [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer
  [ ] citoyen  [ ] Geek          [ ] grad student  [ ] cur

You are being gently flamed because:

  [ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
  [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
  [ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
  [ ] you posted a piece riddled with profanities
  [ ] you advocated Net censorship
  [ ] you SCREAMED! (used all caps)
  [ ] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group
  [ ] you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
  [ ] you threatened others with physical harm
  [ ] you made a bigoted statement(s)
  [ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
  [ ] you are under the missaprehension that this group is your preserve
  [ ] you repeatedly shown lack of humor
  [ ] you are appartently under compulsion to post to every threat
  [ ] you are posting an anonymous attack

  >>> Thank you for the time you have taken to read this.  Live n' Learn.<<<
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