====== Definitions of data processing people ======

  * **Data Processing Manager**: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Talks with God on a first name basis.
  * **Assistant Data Processing Manager**: Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a single switch engine. About as fast as a speeding BB pellet. Walks on water in calm seas. Talks with God.
  * **Senior Systems Analyst**: Catapults short buildings with favorable wind and running start. Almost as powerful as a switch engine. Just as fast as a rubber band. Walks on water on an indoor swimming pool. Talks to God if a special request is approved.
  * **Systems Analyst**: Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses a tug of war with a freight car. Can fire a speeding bullet. Can swim well. Is occasionally addressed by God if he makes mistakes.
  * **Lead Programmer**: Makes low marks on walls when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by locomotives. Can occasionally handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles, while slowly drowning. Talks to himself.
  * **Senior Programmer**: Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotives two out of three times. Never given a weapon, due to danger. Can usually stay afloat in a boat. Mumbles to himself.
  * **Maintence Programmer**: Falls over doorstep when trying to enter a building. Says, "LOOK AT CHOO-CHOO!" Wets himself if given a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Talks to the animals (not that they understand him.)
  * **Programmer**: Lifts buildings and walks under them. Tows locomotives off of the tracks. Catches speeding artillery shells and has a picnic. Freezes water with a single glance. HE IS GOD!