====== Why beer is better than women ======
  - You can enjoy beer all month long.
  - Beer stains wash out.
  - You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
  - Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
  - When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
  - Beer is never late.
  - Hangovers go away.
  - A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
  - A beer never has a headache.
  - When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
  - After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a nickel.
  - A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
  - If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
  - You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
  - A beer always goes down easy.
  - You can share a beer with your friends.
  - You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
  - A beer is always wet.
  - Beer doesn't demand equality.
  - You can have a beer in public.
  - A beer doesn't care when you come.
  - A frigid beer is a good beer.
  - You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
  - Beer labels come off without a fight.