====== UNIX kernel errors ======


  * **E**: Too verbose.
  * **e = m c^2**: Sub-atomic integrity violation.
  * **e = m c^2 + 1**: Illegal units conversion. 
  * **E2BRUTUS**: Init killed by an adopted child.
  * **E2MANY**: Too many error codes.
  * **E2SMART**: Device or controller has a brain the size of the universe; can't be bothered  with your stupid little read, anyway.
  * **E3PO**: Robot dumped.
  * **Eunprintable>**: Obscene error.
  * **EAC/DC**: Wrong type of socket.
  * **EAHUM**: I am thinking about one!
  * **EASTER**: Autoreboot in 3 days.
  * **EAR**: Please repeat question.
  * **EAT**: Data file munched.
  * **EBAD**: Bad error (not good). Naughty, naughty.
  * **EBADTASTE**: Compiling an operating system written in PASCAL.
  * **EBANKRUPT**: Out of cache.
  * **EBAPTIST**: Busy hands are happy hands.
  * **EBCDIC**: Dialect unknow.
  * **EBCDIC**: Not ASCII stream.
  * **EBUNNY**: Multi-hop access attempt.
  * **ECHAOTIC**: Chaotic or random error.
  * **ECHERNOBIL**: Connection melted.
  * **ECHO**: Duplicate argument found.
  * **ECIA**: You are not allowed to know.
  * **ECONSTIPATED**: Operation would block.
  * **EDCBA**: rev command not found.
  * **EDINGDONG**: The daemon is dead.
  * **EECK**: Mice in machine room.
  * **EEEEEEEE**: Infinite loop in program.
  * **EEEEEEEEEE**: Speaker too close to microphone.
  * **EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**: Infinite loop detected.
  * **EEEEEK**: /dev/mouse escaped.
  * **EEK**: Dead mouse.
  * **EENYMEENYMINYMOE**: Scheduler can't decide wich process to run...
  * **EEXPORT**: Feature cannot be exported from the US.
  * **EEZY**: Task not sufficientely challenging.
  * **EFLAT**: File system needs tuning.
  * **EFREEZE**: Too cold to start.
  * **EGGONYOURFACE**: Memory fault: core dumped.
  * **EGOAWAY**: System is busy now.
  * **EGODOT**: Endless wait.
  * **EGODS**: Too many Baptist.
  * **EGOOD**: Good error (everyone should make(1) one).
  * **EGREP**: String not found.
  * **EH**: Say what?
  * **EIFORGET**: Out of memory.
  * **EILLITERATE**: Can't read or write.
  * **EIMPOTENT**: Unable to fork.
  * **EIQ0**: User error.
  * **EJIHAD**: Religious error.
  * **EKNOCK**: Who's there?
  * **ELASTICK**: Clock needs rewinding.
  * **ELECTROCUTION**: Attempt by finger to reach socket.
  * **ELECTROLUX**: Your code could stand to be cleand up.
  * **ELLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCWHYRNDCJHDROBWLLLLAN**: String too long.
  * **ELODPOD**: LOgic Error Delayed until PrOgrammer Dead.
  * **ELUSIVE**: Invalid pointer.
  * **EMAEACULPA**: System error.
  * **EMARCOS**: No longer supported.
  * **EMIRROR**: Hardware error - See ESMOKE
  * **EMORTAL**: Can't kill the process.
  * **EMPOTENT**: Pipe too soft.
  * **ENIXON**: Tape problem.
  * **ENC**: No Comment.
  * **ENOARMSCONTROL**: Silo overflow.
  * **ENOBAR**: You have a Danish terminal.
  * **ENOBOZOS**: Stupid request.
  * **ENOCOFEE**: Queue too long.
  * **ENOCONTEST**: The judges decision is final.
  * **ENOCURRENT**: Bad socket.
  * **ENODICE**: Error in rand.
  * **ENOENO**: Musician not found.
  * **ENOERROR**: Just kidding.
  * **ENOFLUID**: CPU fluid level low (Cray 2 only).
  * **ENOGOOD**: Invalid system error.
  * **ENOGREYHOUND**: Bus error.
  * **ENOHOPE**: System halt.
  * **ENOISTRUCTIONSET**: Microcode failure.
  * **ENOJOY**: Speaker not found.
  * **ENOKISS**: Buss error.
  * **ENOLICENCE**: Bootleg kernel.
  * **ENOMONEYNOFUN**: Insert more coins.
  * **ENONO**: You can't do that.
  * **ENOP**: Operating system not present.
  * **ENOTMYFAULT**: Some other process generated the error.
  * **ENPHONEBOOK**: Directory does not exist.
  * **ENORMOUS**: Program too large.
  * **ENOSTRADAMUS**: Predicted result.
  * **ENOTME**: Not my fault.
  * **ENOTOBACCO**: Read on an empty pipe.
  * **ENOTONHORSE**: Mount failed.
  * **ENOUGH**: Infinite loop skipped.
  * **ENOUGH**: Time limit espired.
  * **ENOUGH**: Too many errors.
  * **ENOVICE**: Not in Miami.
  * **ENOWARP**: Out of dilithium crystals.
  * **EDNUF**: No more errors, please.
  * **EOBIWAN**: Force is not with you.
  * **EOK**: Doesn't conform to standards.
  * **EOOEAA**: Invalid hex format.
  * **EOOPS**: Program lost.
  * **EORGY**: Mount table full.
  * **EOSDMCC**: Operating System Drunk Methanol and Can't C.
  * **EPOF**: You have forgotten the power switch.
  * **EPRIVATE**: Can't tell you error.
  * **EPUBLIC**: Everyone knows better.
  * **ERABBIT**: Too many hops.
  * **EREALSOONNOW**: Feature not yet supported.
  * **ERG**: Requies too much effort.
  * **ERIP**: Process died.
  * **ERROR ?**: (The user will know what it means).
  * **ERROR**: Error.
  * **ESMOKE**: Software error - See EMIRROR
  * **ESP**: Error coming soon.
  * **ESQUAWK**: Something queer in awk.
  * **ET**: Cannot phone home.
  * **ET**: Phone home.
  * **ETEENAGER**: Runaway child process.
  * **ETHER**: Try STARLAN instead.
  * **ETHIOPIA**: Out of resources.
  * **ETPHONEHOME**: Hang up.
  * **EUNUCH**: /etc/dev not found.
  * **EUNUCH**: Mount request not possible.
  * **EUNUCH**: Unable to fork.
  * **EUSSR**: Usr core destroyed.
  * **EVITA**: Don't cry for me Argentina.
  * **EWATERGATE**: Extreme tape gap.
  * **EWHAT**: Unknown error.
  * **EX**: Old version detected.
  * **EXORCIST**: Cannot remove zombies.
  * **EXPORT**: Feature restricted out of US.
  * **EYAWN**: Algorythm too booring.
  * **EYOYO**: System about to crash.
  * **EZBAD**: Program erased all sources and died.
  * **EZRIDER**: Irregular machine cycles.
  * **EZZZ**: Interrupted sleep.
  * **EZZZZ**: Process asleep.
  * **E~~|{{{i|}r~**: Wrong baud rate.
  * **F**: Too many possible errors.