====== Why Cats Are Better Than Men ======

  * Cats don't smoke.
  * Cats don't get angry if you call them pussy-cat.
  * Cats never watch football matches on TV.
  * Cats don't leave the toilet wet.
  * Cats love to be brought with you on holidays.
  * Cats doesn't wear stinking socks.
  * A cat never says bad words.
  * A cat never reads the newspapers when it eats.
  * A cat loves staying at home with you.
  * A cat doesn't compare your food with his mother's.
  * A cat fur is very soft.
  * No cat ever bought Playboy or Penthouse.
  * Cats are independent.
  * Cats never arrive late for dinner.
  * A cat doesn't mind how many cats you had before it.
  * You can close your cat in a room when your friends visit you.
  * A cat doesn't notice if your best friend is gorgeous.
  * Cats leave their mother when they're six months old.
  * You can mark your own cat with a tattoo.
  * A cat doesn't want to know about where have you been all day long.
  * It's legal to castrate a cat.
  * A cat never criticizes your way of driving.
  * Cats never tell other cats about their love-affairs.
  * The more a cat is hairy the more it's beautiful.
  * You can give your cat the food of the day before.
  * Cats love canned meat.
  * Cats like tickling on the neck.
  * A cat doesn't care about your hip problems.

===== Why Cats And Men Are Alike =====
  * Both hate the shower.
  * Both aren't scared by rats.
  * Both love sleeping on a sofa.
  * Both are jealous.
  * Both love petting.
  * Both often change their partner.
  * Both use to leave their offspring to the mother.
  * Neither love kids.
  * Both don't like to use condom.

===== Why Men Are Better Than Cats =====
  * Men don't scratch.
  * A man doesn't bring you a dead rat as a present.
  * It's not bad luck if you meet a black man in the street.
  * Men can make love in several positions.