Luigi Rosa

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====== 101 Things to do With a floppy disk ======

  - Frisbee!
  - Sneak into Oscar Mayers and throw them in an industrial sausage press.
  - Slap 'em in between two hunks of bread, some lettuce, and a couple of tomatoes and have a DLT (Disk, Lettuce & Tomato)
  - Telsa Coil 'em
  - Copy like a son-of-a-bitch!
  - Hors D'oeuvres (you know-party food)
  - No... No... that's too sick.
  - Feed them to C.P.'s roommate.
  - Label 'em..Sell them to unsuspecting COMMODE-DOOR kiddies as software... and make lot's of money.
  - Frisbee with the cover on.
  - Frisbee with the cover off.
  - Nude Frisbee. (Much more fun that way)
  - Twister... Now there's Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, and black
  - Chew on them and pretend it's beef jerky.
  - Draw little pictures on the disk in the slot (more fun when they're not your disks)
  - Sell them to KGB.
  - Contraceptive (not too effective)
  - Draw cute little pictures in text.<code>
         _____   ____
        |  !  | / |_||
        |  O  | |____|
        |_____|</code>
  - Tack 'em to the wall...
  - Stack 'em high and jump in them like leaves.
  - (3.5) put them in the drive upside down (But, it's double-sided, isn't it?)
  - (5 1/4) cut extra r/w slits and have an 8-sided disk.
  - Sharpen them to razor-sharp perfection and kill someone. (Tom)
  - Share 'em with your friends.
  - Paint them different colors so they'll look more 'Yuppie'
  - Play poker.
  - Play Solitare.
  - Sex (No elaboration)
  - Put something WRONG on a 'lifetime warranty' disk and get a new one.
  - Blow a pile of them up in an effort to reduce the nuclear arms race.
  - Forget it.
  - Bake one into a Jello Casserole.
  - How about a cake, or a souffle?
  - Disk Pudding is good too.
  - Try sponging.
  - Nothing... Nothing at all.
  - Could it be... SATAN????!!!!
  - Flush it down the toilet, the cheesy bastard.
  - String lots of them together and wear it as jewelry.
  - Wash them periodically so they'll be squeaky clean.
  - Take them to the zoo.
  - Feed them to Otis.
  - Munch on them on the plane down to Florida.
  - Take a look at the stupid directions on the back of the disk envelope.
  - Disobey the directions on the back of the disk envelope.
  - Why the hell would you CARE what the hell you can do with a Goddam disk?
  - build supersonic aircraft for the military.
  - Make a kite.
  - Use it as a hockey puck.
  - Jump on it for a real blastin' good rockin' rad time DUDE!
  - Kick a field goal.
  - Read
  - Write
  - Experiment with magnets.
  - Put programs on 'em? Nah
  - Sell 'em to the DOD as a Star Wars Defence PLan.(and charge a shitload)
  - Steal em.
  - (Were hatin for ideas by now...)
  - Dont feed 'em to an aligator.
  - Use them to store data on dumb file like "101 things to do with disks"
  - Magnetic Slurpies (but thats another G-file)
  - See how many I/O errors you can get on one disk.(contests)
  - If your gay...
  - See if the printer will accept them (tractor feed)
  - Send one to a friend (put a stamp on it and mail drop it)
  - Put a 3.5 into a 5 1/4 inch drive.
  - X-acto...
  - Leave one in the sun for a tan.
  - Keep 'em in your pocket.
  - (were really hatin it now...)
  - Put one in the CD player.
  - Keep one in you walet for that 'Special Moment.'
  - Disk races.
  - See if one can find it's way out of a maze.
  - Advanced swimming lessons.
  - Build a house.
  - (if you have a hard drive) Remove it.
  - Use it.
  - Lick it.
  - _____ it.
  - Use it as a place mat.
  - Sell 'em cheap.
  - Earrings.
  - (after washing/cause they cant go in dryer) hang em out to dry (in the sun).
  - Wallpaper.
  - Put little magnetic thingies on em and sell em for outragous prices.
  - Junk food.
  - Cut snowflakes out of them. (or little humans)
  - Make designs in Bar-B-Q sauce on them.
  - (only 11 more!!! Yippeee!! were loosin it...)
  - Use em as credit cards.
  - Try to use them to buy stuff (new form of magnetic money)
  - Send em through airport security... ZIP!
  - Shredding parties with Ollie!
  - "I don't recall." Ronald Reagan.
  - Drink mixers.
  - Line your bird cage with them.
  - Pizza toppings.
  - Use them in court cases(against yourself)
  - (YEA! 100! What the hell are we gona say?) Forget to label them.
  - Archery targets (or skeet... your preference)